Monday morning and the armchair quarterbacks/fashion critics/television mavens come out to complain about the Academy Awards. Come on now, when was the last time anyone said, "Wow, I'll never forget those Oscars." Never. The Oscars are the Super Bowl of the film world. A lot of hype leading up to the event, which turns out to be a non-starter. This year, the media tried to make a big deal about Chris Rock (will they need a 5 second or a 7 second delay?). If you ask me, they needed a 24 hour delay so they could find someone else to produce the awards. With all the random shots of wrong people and sound problems, the show looked like an amateur production on local community television.
Surprises? None to speak off. Jamie Foxx got to reprise his Golden Globe speech, but this time he finished the story about his grandmother. Tell me that speech wasn't rehearsed like a thousand times. Martin Scorcese and Annette Bening lost again. And the winners still didn't learn how to be gracious and brief. The only thing worthwhile bit in the whole show was Chris Rock's "person-on-the street" segment at the Magic Johnson theatre. No one had seen any of the Oscar nominees, but they had all seen and loved White Chicks.
I guess I'd be more excited about this year's award ceremonies if I had seen any of the best picture nominees, but the price of tickets and the ill manners of today's cell phone toting, yappy movie goers has left a bitter taste in my mouth about going to the Cineplex Odeon. I'd rather rent the DVD a few months later and enjoy a cheaper film experience without the talkers. On a positive note, I did see White Chicks.

