Bad Mojo on the Phoenix
Okay, Karma, I'm sorry. I might have been speeding on the way to Banff. I might have butted in line at the food table. I might have thrown my bottle in the garbage instead of the recycling bin, but do you have to punish me this badly?
Our group has only been in Banff for four days and already an actor lost his wallet, another actor lost her artists' meal card and then broke a molar. And tonight, one of our acrobats pulled his achilles' tendon while he was working out. I can't believe the amount of bad luck we've been hit with on this show.
So, Karma, please, please, forgive me for anything I might have done to anger you. I will be a better person if you just stop plaguing my cast and crew.